In Sickness, Health, and Jurassic Park

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Why get married in the present day when you can get married in the Cretaceous Period? And get a workout while you're at it? These two are going to be running for days when they see that Velociraptor coming up behind them. I hope they already had a chance to hit the buffet! The bride looks rather….satiated.

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In Sickness, Health, and Jurassic Park

In Sickness, Health, and Jurassic Park

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Why get married in the present day when you can get married in the Cretaceous Period? And get a workout while you're at it? These two are going to be running for days when they see that Velociraptor coming up behind them. I hope they already had a chance to hit the buffet! The bride looks rather….satiated.

Related: Wedding Directed By Steven Spielberg and They Couldn't Miss The Opening Of Avatar

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Yeah But You Got the Hooters Bumper Sticker!

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Well, I hope she got the other half. Otherwise that placard reads like, "I thought about selling the trunk portion of the back to my buddy, but instead I decided to just give the whole thing to my stinking ex. Hope she appreciates it!"

I'm all about celebrating a divorce that makes everyone happier, but I always think of a celebration more as a time for cake, maybe a party and a limo. Not so much a display of, "Be glad you're not me." That being said, I'm totally digging the redneck half-a-car symbolism. Now they can upgrade to '93 Geo Prisms and start brand new lives!

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Yeah But You Got the Hooters Bumper Sticker!

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Well, I hope she got the other half. Otherwise that placard reads like, "I thought about selling the trunk portion of the back to my buddy, but instead I decided to just give the whole thing to my stinking ex. Hope she appreciates it!"

I'm all about celebrating a divorce that makes everyone happier, but I always think of a celebration more as a time for cake, maybe a party and a limo. Not so much a display of, "Be glad you're not me." That being said, I'm totally digging the redneck half-a-car symbolism. Now they can upgrade to '93 Geo Prisms and start brand new lives!

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Is This the Couple From the Last Post?

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Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura's twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride's dress!!)

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Is This the Couple From the Last Post?

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Yeesh. Nice of him to dress up for this occasion. He looks like the real life embodiment of a Jim Carrey character. Is he Ace Ventura's twice-removed redneck cousin? Is his bride half-asleep? I bet I know where they did all of their wedding day shopping. (All the Old Milwaukee you can drink + the bride's dress!!)

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Viral Video: Man Forced To Marry Girlfriend Goes Berserk

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Foam Party Wedding! What a Fun Idea!

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Ah, now I see where the origin of the term "hot mess" came from. This bride looks like she accidentally put her dress on the "extra fluff" setting in the dryer. And her crown is crooked, and the right side of her claw-piece boob covering looks crooked. Plus, that train looks longer than your average church aisle. I hope she made it through the wedding without drowning in her own garment.

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Foam Party Wedding! What a Fun Idea!

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Ah, now I see where the origin of the term "hot mess" came from. This bride looks like she accidentally put her dress on the "extra fluff" setting in the dryer. And her crown is crooked, and the right side of her claw-piece boob covering looks crooked. Plus, that train looks longer than your average church aisle. I hope she made it through the wedding without drowning in her own garment.

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Merbride Wishes She Could Be Part Of Our World

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Merbride Wishes She Could Be Part Of Our World

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Lisa Frank Designs Wedding Dresses Now?

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Lisa Frank Designs Wedding Dresses Now?

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Love Through Thick and Thin, Literally

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I don't know what to make of this. Is it just me or does the husband look like he's aged in the second picture, while the wife looks pretty much the same?

How the hell did he lose so much weight? All I can think is he suddenly got really into rock climbing and the sun weathered his face a bit and turned him into a rugged, lean, muscle-machine who only eats energy bars. I think it's amazing that he dropped what looks to be about 400 inches in his waistband, but damn. He almost looks like a different guy!

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Mini-Projector Wedding Ring Totally Rules

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Festive Is Not An Adjective That Should Be Associated with Porta-Potties

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Oh no they did NOT make their guests use a half-assed-decorated Porta-Potty and that cheap toilet paper that costs less than a pack of gum. What kind of party are these people trying to throw? The kind that induces nausea?

Clearly this photo did not come out of the Porta-Potty Wedding Catalogue. This was taken by a guest who took one look at the bathroom digs and went, "EW. I need to take a picture of this hole of destruction." If it were me, I'd do the same thing.

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It=?UTF-8?B?4oCZ?=s Funny Cause She Holds His Wang

It's Funny Cause She Holds His Wang

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There's no beating around the bush with these two! ZING. When a Wang meets a Holder, you know it's "right" from the start. Kind of like if you meet someone who shares your birthday, favorite ice cream flavor, eye color and life's ambition to sing back-up for Jon Secada. Just marry that person right then and there. It's meant to be.

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